Monologue: Revved Up for Romance | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

12 feb. 2021
904 713 Weergaven

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  • If we went from worldwide gas guzzling with no space programs, to declaring all earth cars be 100% electric by 2030 and every country starts exploring Mars all of a sudden, it means the governments around the world know climate change will destroy the Earth in 20 years or less.

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  • Bill Maher is actually one of the largest purveyors of Cancel Culture. Bill Maher's show REAL TIME supports and thrives on CANCEL CULTURE. They could have called the show "Cancel Culture with Bill Maher". Bill won't survive the attempt at canceling Cancel Culture. It is way too late to defeat the wave of hate he helped built.

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark2 dagen geleden
  • killing it!!!

    That one DudeThat one Dude3 dagen geleden
  • Chinese New Year used to mean the Grateful Dead were playing.

    Captain KangarooCaptain Kangaroo4 dagen geleden
  • Bill is BRILLIANT

    Fleurs JardinFleurs Jardin5 dagen geleden
  • The nation of Israel DISPLACED a whole village of Tardigrades from the West Bank & relocated them on the Moon. There are NO Masques Or Synagogs What-So-Ever & who is going to Behead the wives who have been seen in public without their burqas? What is going to happen if an Islamic female Tardigrade finds the keys to the Moon-Rover that WE left up There? The USA could be responsible for a Tardigrade LOSING their HEAD!!

    FonceFonce5 dagen geleden
  • "The party of personal responsibility" Sure, ok.

    Mr. NobodyMr. Nobody5 dagen geleden
  • I always wondered why karens wanted to see the manager. Maga Trainwreck Greasy answered that question while getting a manwich of three

    Deanna WeaverDeanna Weaver6 dagen geleden
  • The whole country should go independent

    Louie DavidLouie David7 dagen geleden
  • I don’t know how people can be so delusional to identify as a Republican or Democrat? Both parties are completely owned by the elite. We need a new system where money does not buy the president

    Louie DavidLouie David7 dagen geleden
  • I wonder, if Bill will ever speak some truth on the new administrationn LOL.. I think he would get lots of laughs. But he still ridin that Trump Train. I guess he is having a hard time with new material.

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  • Bill was thinking that this year would be better???? With Biden There??? Dude, as a brazilian I'm Sad for the stupidity...not a total Bernie fan, but to think that this year was going to be better is a sign of brain damage

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  • Gotta say there's something ironic about the Saudis sending stuff to Mars when they still make women cover their faces and stop them from driving because Allah

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    • Oh yeah, poor humanity...try to care about real issues please...Biden is almost starting a war with Venezuela and China and woman not been free to dress casual in a muslim country is an emergency??? That's why liberals in the U.S are stuck between a rock and a hard place, u guys are still thinking identitarism after what happened

      DanteDante10 dagen geleden
  • Where are this week's uploads?

    Misses HippyMisses Hippy11 dagen geleden
    • @Error Eliminator 2.0 Thanks. He just came back from a 2 month vacation! He is starting to lose me as a fan.

      Misses HippyMisses Hippy11 dagen geleden
    • they have a week off

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  • 😂😂🤣🤣🤣dogs

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  • Democrats deserve to pay for what they did to this once proud country

    derek westderek west12 dagen geleden
  • Your absolutely stupid! We’re fighting for freedom And your standing in the way with your propaganda

    derek westderek west12 dagen geleden
  • weazly daily kos guy profits from ignorance, wont see it coming when his fan base turns authoritarian and violent

    likes2poolikes2poo12 dagen geleden
  • Nothing but lousy jokes tonight. You can do better Bill

    qotsa4nowqotsa4now12 dagen geleden
  • The liberal guy is a little wrong on tv ads. I live in Atl and unfortunately a lot of older people based their vote on tv ads.

    wonderlizzwonderlizz13 dagen geleden
  • I have my own hand sanitizer! Ok?

    1okemes11okemes113 dagen geleden
  • I’ll c u in Montreal!

    1okemes11okemes113 dagen geleden
  • Throughout history governments, military and law enforcement and other organizations have difficulty comprehending that a narsicitic sociopathic and/or psychopatic manulative person(s) invented religion(s). And, throughout history people who have any of these characteristics participate, teach, learn, promote, support, and fund religion. It allowed/ gave them a means and ways of conning, threatening, bullying, antagonizing, annoying and harassing other people, without being required to stop or be told that it's fiction and a crime. It allowed people to use, abuse and manipulate people emotionally, mentally, pyschically, financially and verbally without being held accountable for any crime(s). It allowed people to impose, imply and allude to religion in their lives or someone else's; without these people being diagnose as narcissistic, narsistic sociopathic, narsistic psychopathic, or manipulative people. Many businesses have a variety of people that own or manage or are employees that are narsistic....etc. Throughout history it has been a means and ways for people to control other people without being told that they are narsistic....etc. That is why throughout history governments, military and law enforcement, legal system and others allow religion. Because they themselves have these characteristics, or are working for or involved with people that are narsistic...etc. And, since religion is fiction and the behavior(s) of these mental health issues were not diagnosed two thousand years ago. It was and is still being allowed today. Religion is manmade. These subject(s) can be expounded upon. Example: people today don't want or allow a person(s) to inform a person involved with religion....that it's a narsicitic quality of controlling people....etc. Once others know your involved with religion it's easier to control you....etc. Religious people are essentially narsistic....etc. Factors: age, gender, education, parents, government, law enforcement, legal system, military, relationships and country you are in....etc.

    Diana HillDiana Hill13 dagen geleden
  • Bill Maher is a punk

    Anthony LoDucaAnthony LoDuca14 dagen geleden
  • The accusation of incitement is bullshit. Everyone knows it. It doesn’t come close to legal incitement and it honestly goes to show that the left is scared of him. If they’re this desperate to make sure he never can run for office again. And it’s not just in the whitehouse, it’s everywhere. The left wants to silence the right. They’re so desperate to make sure we don’t have a voice. And it’s sad because I believe most Democrats are better than the radicals that want to pull this stuff.

    Jacob GilbertJacob Gilbert14 dagen geleden
  • Wow those audience laughs are so fake

    Max AlbertMax Albert15 dagen geleden
  • Trump is no longer the president but he still on Bills monologue. He has no other act. He has no material if it wasn’t for Trump.

    FF15 dagen geleden
  • Show me you're really politically incorrect. Feature Dr. Zach Bush, He has the best answer for the pandemic, he is a true visionary Worth sharing with your viewers.

    Debra GandlerDebra Gandler15 dagen geleden
  • That comment about the Chinese and coughing might get you in trouble again. Be careful.

    Sharon PittmanSharon Pittman15 dagen geleden
  • Bill Maher is George Carlin with a nice suit on....real facts.

    Victor JohnsonVictor Johnson15 dagen geleden
  • Where's the pic with trump's bald head

    Shadow RealmShadow Realm15 dagen geleden
  • Bill Maher has a lot of nerve accusing people of stealing his bit when I've caught him, several times, stealing my posts and reciting them verbatim on his show. He needs to stop with his hypocrisy. Markos Moulitsas is full of shit too. He's shut down the accounts of women who spoke out against the onslaught of feminine males in their spaces and he refuses to allow for the TRUTH on Daily Kos as he silences all radical feminists who speak the truth about this infiltration. He acts in a fascistic way by shutting down free speech and the exchange of ideas that Steve was talking about. Markos is just as culpable as the people he claimed were problematic. He needs to stop with his hypocrisy as well.

    MisogynyExposedMisogynyExposed16 dagen geleden
  • Impeachment votes should be cast in private. If each person could vote on evidence instead of party politics, these last two Impeachment trials would've ended differently.

    Mimi 78Mimi 7816 dagen geleden
  • Am Emirati , proud of my country’s accomplishment in launching the hope probe ( Arabs to Mars ) , but as a woman from the Emirates we don’t do much of the face covering no more #outdated

    curly Al Qubaisicurly Al Qubaisi16 dagen geleden

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  • If Republicans weren't religious Bill would be conservative.

    Marly HansonMarly Hanson16 dagen geleden
  • Right on Bill....... 😆 Lol.

    Royal JestersRoyal Jesters16 dagen geleden
  • Bill, revved up for romance? That probably involves a sheep! EGAD!

    Jesse BryantJesse Bryant17 dagen geleden
  • Hiking is fun and romantic.

    Ashley BeasleyAshley Beasley17 dagen geleden
  • Bill you are the best!!!

    Joanne Charging hawkJoanne Charging hawk17 dagen geleden
  • There's a line from an Alan Sherman song (You Went The Wrong Way, Ol' King Louie): "The people are revolting, Louie, because you're pretty revolting yourself."

    M CM C17 dagen geleden
  • Wasn't cuomo in the news? No wait they refuse to talk about him but Taylor grene now thats important

    Frank JimenezFrank Jimenez17 dagen geleden
  • It's because of TV personalities like Maher,Colbert,fallon and kimbell people stay filled with hate and lies,these Democrats are a disgrace to the human race.

    Freedom OneFreedom One17 dagen geleden
  • The Constitution clearly says if your preferred party doesn't win an election then you must revolt and take power by force, so even if the majority wins, you get your way anyway. I'm sure that's what they think it says, but they didn't bother to actually _read_ it. lol

    AbstractM0useAbstractM0use17 dagen geleden
  • Obviously bill hasn't been to the united Arab emirates

    Nature loverNature lover17 dagen geleden
  • Wait I don't like Greene but Shaming her for running a gym is stupid considering AOC was a bartender.

    MA CODEPAGEMA CODEPAGE17 dagen geleden
  • Just remember at end of day bill is a millionaire living extremely well. It’s quite funny. He tries to downplay this. Ore power to him but.... he doesn’t represent his fan base version of USA, he’s a capitalist and he also carries a firearm legally. The laugh is on his audience at the end of the day. They’re f ing idiots.

    Bart MeepBart Meep17 dagen geleden
  • The Democrats literally made false evidence up. they should be in prison

    Mark EldridgeMark Eldridge17 dagen geleden
  • #cancelbillmaher

    Shannon HillbomShannon Hillbom17 dagen geleden
  • one of the lasts to openly and bravely make fun of china

    Patrick BaileyPatrick Bailey17 dagen geleden
  • Melania wish the verdict was guilty. Freedom.

    shary kshary k17 dagen geleden
  • Hahahahha! Last line was a gem.

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  • The link below shows you the truth about the trial , information frees you from your censored media, view it and make up your own mind, I’m not going to tell you what to think

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  • A month after inauguration and Bill still makes every story about Trump. Bill you need a girlfriend, Trump's just not that into you bro.

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  • He rusty!!

    GGR TheMostGodlessGGR TheMostGodless17 dagen geleden
  • If you bother to actually go watch this bull shit, you‘ll be surprised to learn the house representatives got caught fabricating evidence, maybe next time you photoshop tweets from the start of 2020 you remember to change the dates

    SuperJohn12354SuperJohn1235417 dagen geleden
  • Bill is right, again. Why does Congress want to give $3000 monthly to parents during the pandemic? How about us women who practiced safe sex for years and DIDN"T contribute to the population explosion worldwide?

    Rachel GrenadierRachel Grenadier18 dagen geleden
  • People who printing $ can buy everything - Including Bill. Sad

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  • Lunar New Year is not only celebrated by Chinese.

    Jen TJen T18 dagen geleden
  • T rU mP 20 24 for PREZ

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  • I love the way he thanks “real people “ what if Pinocchio is in the crowd and high

    Matias V.Matias V.18 dagen geleden
  • *Don't know much about "tantric two-timing," but, I have been called a "cunning 😜 linguist" a time or two!*

    vonsuthoffvonsuthoff18 dagen geleden
  • Hilarious! So spot on!

    Gina Hill eleanor@wavecable.comGina Hill eleanor@wavecable.com18 dagen geleden
  • They want to overthrow and destroy our current form of government.

    De FukDe Fuk18 dagen geleden
  • Happy Valentine's Day Bill! Good one!

    Sharon Ann ReesSharon Ann Rees18 dagen geleden
  • 💖

    Shara HardenShara Harden18 dagen geleden
  • is bill writing his own jokes????

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  • I can't believe Bill has turned into a corporate mouthpiece :(

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  • Funny I was there and am antifa so they were right but

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  • this guy is a hard democrat

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  • I really want to see him tear into how stupid everybody is for acquitting Trump next week.

    Goldenrod636Goldenrod63618 dagen geleden

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  • 2:17 "You said it, they stink on ice!"

    Lionel HardcastleLionel Hardcastle18 dagen geleden
  • I also heard the right say that besides antifa it was also BLM that attacked the Capitol. Wow, if that’s the case then talk about commitment, how “method” of them to not only dress up like Trump supporters, but bleach their skin, get white power and anti-Semitic tattoos, create and maintain social media accounts for years spreading extremist rhetoric, and just generally staying in character so that the charade isn’t exposed 🙄 I mean, come on, how do people rationalize these things?

    Mason Schwalm-[The Architect]Mason Schwalm-[The Architect]18 dagen geleden
  • Found the magic button the the little man in the boat 🚣‍♂️ the Claton

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  • Joe Xiden stole the election through fraud

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    • @L D Joe Biden is Xi's lapdog. Joe Biden stole the election.

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    • You poor thing. Bless your heart.

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  • The MAGAts can't call the rioters BLM for obvious reasons but say it's ANTIFA dressed up as MAGAts. Yea, Roger Stone was caught hanging with ANTIFA.

    Jake BeJake Be18 dagen geleden
  • I don't know why Bill dismisses someone owning a Gym. At least she's not a Bartender. I joke I joke, I kid, I kid.

    Darryl JoudreyDarryl Joudrey18 dagen geleden
  • Bill, have you had a chance to check out Tom Macdonald yet....he reminds me of you [your Political Incorrect son]--in fact he has a song address this.....

    S3itch Bl1ngS3itch Bl1ng18 dagen geleden
  • Lastly, heard the expression--Go Woke and go Broke. You love what you do. Currently you are not funny, your audience knows because they are Force laughing. This is NOT you. Currently you are Politically Correct and it shows--very lackluster and listless. Wake Up and start holding you Left and the Biden Administration accountable (as you did before). Otherwise, you will be just another Left Puppet!

    S3itch Bl1ngS3itch Bl1ng18 dagen geleden
  • Now, Bill, ypu are SILENT on the Biden administration. What about the 52 executive actions (and counting) Biden signed? What about the attack on Free Speech? You know that Trump said: peacefully and Patriotically during his Jan 6th. Lastly, what about the Cancel Culture and Gina this week? You are oddly silent nowadays. Updating us on a politician cheating on their spouse (its 2021--not surprising) instead of what's truly going on with this country

    S3itch Bl1ngS3itch Bl1ng18 dagen geleden
  • You can feel the joy Bill has to be back in front of an audience.

    Layda d.A.Layda d.A.18 dagen geleden
  • I learned so much of what Trump administration were doing through you and I would contact my legislators. You held the Trump administration accountable and also the Woke Left

    S3itch Bl1ngS3itch Bl1ng18 dagen geleden
  • Bill, I'm disappointed 😞in you. I got my husband to listen to you last Summer because 1)you are one of the few "sane" "liberal" (you and Joe Rogan) left and 2) you were calling out both the Left and the Right.

    S3itch Bl1ngS3itch Bl1ng18 dagen geleden
  • Yeah let me get the refrigerator door for you while you go grab our children baby blood drink😂😂😂

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  • This trial, once again, simply demonstrates the difference between a sycophant & a human being.

    Fleck SmugbrotherFleck Smugbrother18 dagen geleden
  • 720p? What year is this? 2010?

    MI24MI2418 dagen geleden
  • Why doesn't someone suggest that DC file a wrongful death charge against everyone involved. Or why don't the families of everyone who died get together and sue for wrongful death. Remember OJ Simpson they had SO much PROOF that he did it but he was found NOT guilty of murder but then Ron Goldman's family filed a wrongful death suit and won. Everyone seems to keep forgetting that people died.

    Joseph DarbyJoseph Darby18 dagen geleden
  • How abt democrats doctored evidence in impeachment trial?

    The EditorThe Editor18 dagen geleden
  • The coughing "joke" (3:52) is awful. When 45 said similar things, it wasn't a joke; his comments resulted in our Asian American friends being attacked. Ask yourself why you laugh at such a racist nonsense.

    Pardis NaviPardis Navi18 dagen geleden
    • I missed the part about it being from the Chinese. Now I will laugh harder. China is not all of Asia.

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  • Why the hell did bill have the smartest man in politics, Steve Schmidt on his show, and then continually interrupting him and stopping him from answering the question??

    Annie C. KellyAnnie C. Kelly18 dagen geleden